Sarcastic short story

By Russell Le Masters

The writer of my story does not live in Japan. He lives in Pueblo Colorado USA.
! Ring !
Damnit, What time is it? It already 8:30AM already. I'm waking up late Ah..gain. No time to brush my teeth.
!Snif, Snif!
I have to take a towel bath and change my clothes. SIS, why didn't you wake me like always? BROTHER I HAVE NEVER WOKEN YOU UP. I'm not a typical manga or anime censor form of a hentai female character. We are blood related and any childeren we have together could end up with any number of illness.
Catch you guys later. I wonder if there will be a new hot female transfer student coming today?
!Ding Dong!
Say sensei is their going to be a new transfer student coming in today? What is a sensei? Wait a minute you mean me. I'm not a sensei whatever that means. To answer you question, their is no transfer student coming in today.
Well that sucks.
Maybe i will have a harem of girls waiting for me after school.
! Last bell of the Day !
Wait a minute there is no girls waiting for me outside the school doors.
HEY You the writer of this story Suck.
Pardon me but the story has not ended yet.
Okay fi..ne!
I'm home from school.
How was your day son?
Mom it sucked big time. There was no hot transfer student nor a harem of girls waiting for me after class. Russell, I hope you were not waiting for a Japanese style trope here in the United States. After all in the real world. God will bless you with a wife not multiple women that will land you jail one day. Now eat up before the food get cold.
The End