Sarcastic short story

By Russell Le Masters

The writer of my story does not live in Japan. He lives in Pueblo Colorado USA.
! Ring !
Damnit, What time is it? It already 8:30AM already. I'm waking up late Ah..gain. No time to brush my teeth.
!Snif, Snif!
I have to take a towel bath and change my clothes. SIS, why didn't you wake me like always? BROTHER I HAVE NEVER WOKEN YOU UP. I'm not a typical manga or anime censor form of a hentai female character. We are blood related and any childeren we have together could end up with any number of illness.
Catch you guys later. I wonder if there will be a new hot female transfer student coming today?
!Ding Dong!
Say sensei is their going to be a new transfer student coming in today? What is a sensei? Wait a minute you mean me. I'm not a sensei whatever that means. To answer you question, their is no transfer student coming in today.
Well that sucks.
Maybe i will have a harem of girls waiting for me after school.
! Last bell of the Day !
Wait a minute there is no girls waiting for me outside the school doors.
HEY You the writer of this story Suck.
Pardon me but the story has not ended yet.
Okay fi..ne!
I'm home from school.
How was your day son?
Mom it sucked big time. There was no hot transfer student nor a harem of girls waiting for me after class. Russell, I hope you were not waiting for a Japanese style trope here in the United States. After all in the real world. God will bless you with a wife not multiple women that will land you jail one day. Now eat up before the food get cold.
The End

A non-sectarian view on the Creation Story

By Gman4326

Created Order

Creation has a point of origin and it is found in its Creator. This Creator existed and made everything in span of six literal days out of nothing.

A non-sectarian view on the Creation Story

Day 1

Light/Darkness

Day 2

The Earth Atmosphere/Land

Day 3

The Sun/Moon and the other planets found in the universe

Day 4

Vegetation

Day 5

Animals

Day 6

Mankind/Marriage/Cultural Mandate

Our faithlessness

By Gman4326

Who are we faithless too? We are faithless against GOD. How are we faithless against GOD? When man uses his emotions and or sexual organs to have affairs, his authority to harm children, or love someone who is in the image himself. Different form faithlessness is when man doesn’t think of GOD who has given us our ability to breathe. Autonomous man will disagree with this because he hates God. Not because I’m being pious or wanting to have this us versus them; but because our will is fallen. When our first parents rebelled against the living Lord we began to hate God. Because of this hatred from birth, the good potter choses who will be saved. If we are faithful and think well of Him is because God allow this to be so.

The outsider who is really an insider

By gman4326

Ted cruz republican senator from the state of Texas. Has hired an individual who has been caught up in the Savings and Loan scandal of the late 1980’s to early 1990’s. Hope Cruz hired him to clean his family pool? I personal don’t know if he has a pool or not. Cruz who claims to be an outsider is in fact an insider. For he has hired Neil Bush the son George H.W and Barbara Bush. This could be mere coincidence as the senator does spend time Washington and met with him at some point. This is certainly possible but he hired him to be on his financial team. The S&L crook stole people hopes and dreams in Denver Colorado back in the day. The very fact Senator Cruz chose to include him means he has lied to very people (I’m not one of them) who thought him to be different from Rubio or other establishment types (Trump excluded) running in the 2016 campaign. If I was, which I’m not who has yet to vote in the primaries; switch to Gary Johnson (my personal choice) or to Donald Trump.

The improper use versus proper use of symbolism:

By Gman4326

Symbolism can used to replace the written word as main form of communication. This is the improper use of symbolism. It allows people who know the spoken and written word to tyrannize the poor from knowing these things. (Psalm 12) So the proper use of symbolism allow for the common man both rich and poor learning the common man word. When a person converts to the faith one commit to learning the confession and the catechism only afterward should he learns about symbolism. This is the proper place way to learn symbolism. Only when a corporate worship atmosphere where there is no learning of the confession and the catechism can symbolism could be taught improperly.

It is easy to bash what I do when our culture system is in decline.

Media stands up for Kerry by lying to us.

By gma4326

Update 11/24/2019

Ever since the Syrian dictator has asked Russia to bomb our CIA funded Syrian Rebels; Secretary of State Kerry has called for a ceasefire. Today the New York Times has released an article declaring the Russian foreign minister and our state department has come to an agreement. This agreement will allow the UN to truck in food supplies into these depressed areas. However this is a lie. An article released from the telegraph reports the Russian foreign minister office has warned of possible world war as the result the talks going on in Munich. Did the Syrian government ask for a ceasefire? Since these talks are not in Damascus; but in Munich the answer would be no. Does the State Department have legal Jurisprudence in making such declaration? I would like to have an answer to that question as well. The truth is this ceasefire tactically speaking would allow if true a regrouping of our allies to continue to killed innocent people living in Syria all the while the State Department can continue to pretend to be Neutral in this affair.

Source:

telegraph.uk

New York times.com

A rich man has a desired to own land that is not his.

By Gman4326

This covetous nature is in all of us.

The land is currently owned by a poor family. The rich land owner has the ear of the mayor, but not of the sheriff. The rich man plan is to have his ranch hands to terrorize the poor family by stealing the male unbranded bulls and by burning the crops that have not been picked yet. The poor family has lookouts during the night in order to be warned ahead when wild animals are stocking their animals feeding on the land. The watchman post has a large iron rod sticking into the ground with an s curve to hook the lantern to. Not knowing this is a plan developed by the poor family. The ranch hands begin to burn the crops. Smelling smoke the watchman put on the binoculars to see what is going on. Seeing what is going on as there is enough light coming from the lantern to help him see. Who goes there, this is private property, yells the watchman. Shots are fired. The watchman ducks. People living in the house begin to light up the lanterns. Seeing what is going on the ranch hands begin to flee the scene. The head of the household gets to the watchman post and asks. Are you injured anywhere? No, sir a bit sacred though, answers the watchman. I need to speak with the sheriff in the morning. The rich man asks his men. Did you do what I told you to do? Yes we burned his crop for ye, answers one of them. We were spotted by a watchman, says another. I’ll go into town in the morning and speak with the mayor, says the rich man. It is the next day. Hello sheriff. Hello, sheriff returns the greeting. Someone burned my crops last night, says the poor famer. How wide spread is the damage, asks the sheriff? Just to the crops, for we dug a fire break around the field in order to prevent this sort of thing, he answers. What do you wish me to do about this, asks the sheriff? Arrest the leader of the men responsible for this act of terror, he responds to the question. Do you have any guess who is responsible for your property damage, asks the sheriff? The only person that is protected our mayor, he answers. The largest land owner in the valley, says the sheriff. Have you been to the crime scene yet he asks? My people have not been there, answers the poor farmer. I’ll ride back with you, says the sheriff. Okay, he answers. Knock, knock. Who is it asks the mayor. It is me answers the rich man. What do you want the mayor says coldly. I’m in process of acquiring new land. However some undesirables are living on it. Okay, what is it you want, asks the mayor? Information that the sheriff will have, he answers. I have no interest in being your spy, says the mayor. Well if you don’t do it I can arrange for you to die and help someone else to become the mayor. That is threat is empty and you know it, says the mayor with his raised a little. If you do what I ask the threat will be empty, if not well you will not live enough to know or not, he answer with an evil grin on his face. Fine I’ll do it, answers the mayor. I lost my match book a ranch hand says while looking for it. Were you not the one that lit the torches last night, another asks. Yes, he responds. Is it special the other asks? Yea it comes from a saloon that exists from outside town. You’ll have to tell the boss when he gets back, the other says. He’ll kill me if I do that, he responds. If you don’t, I will the other says. While the rich man is speaking with mayor, sheriff begins his investigation. What do we have here? Is this your match book asks the sheriff of the poor farmer? No, he answers. Is that from our local saloon asks the poor farmer? No, it comes from out of town, he answers. I’ll collect this as evidence, the sheriff says. Back at the ranch. I’m quitting the ranch hand says to the ranch foreman. Because I wish to move on he answers. Fine, then leave responds the ranch foreman. The one that lost the match book gets on his horse and heads for the sheriff office. A little later the rich man return to his land. Boss, says the man that helped the other who was looking for his matchbook. We have a problem the man who lit the torches lost his out of town matchbook. He yells, Foreman I need to speak with you. You can leave ranch hand, says the rich man to the other. The other leaves. What is it boss asks the foreman. Did any of the men leave the ranch today? One just quit boss.

Son of a biscuit eater, do you know where he headed off too, asks the rich man? Yea boss, into town answer the foreman. Saddle me up a fresh horse I’m heading back to town. Why, boss asks the foreman? Because I said so respond the rich man. Okay says the foreman. Back in town the sheriff gets off his horse and heads into his office. Hi sheriff says the mayor. What do you want asks the sheriff firmly. Just wanted to say hi answers the mayor. Mr. Mayor I busy right now please leave, says the sheriff politely. The mayor notices an unknown matchbook in his hand. Fine I’ll leave, says the mayor. As the mayor was leaving the ex-ranch hand enters the room. What is it you want asks the sheriff? Making certain the mayor has left he begins to confess his part in last night affair. So this is your matchbook asks the sheriff? Yes, sheriff it is answers the ex-employee. Why decide to confess asks the sheriff? I much rather go to jail then be in a poppers grave he answers. Okay, I’ll lock you up in the jail says the sheriff. Meanwhile the mayor begins to ride out to ranch. Mid-way he meets up the rich man. Were you heading out of town to see me asks the rich man? Yes, the sheriff was holding an unknown saloon matchbook in his hand answer the mayor. Well son of a biscuit eater again, the bastard must have got himself arrested then says the rich man. What are going to do ask the mayor? You have done your job go back into town, says the rich man. Fine, fine answers the mayor.  The mayor rides back into town while the rich man heads back to the ranch. In town the sheriff goes into a busy saloon and asks this? I’m looking for a few good men to head out with me to the biggest ranch in the area. About eight men raise their hands. After swearing the men in they begin to ride out to the ranch. Back at the ranch the rich man get off his horse and tells all the men within ear shot to gather together. Listen, the sheriff is coming to arrest me and you for what happened last night. So arms yourselves with rifles and spread out. Seeing the mayor return into town the sheriff realizes the rich man has been tipped off.  Mid-way from town he tells his posse that the rich man knows they are coming but does not know their numbers. This is plan the sheriff and four others will head towards the front entrance into the ranch and the others go around in order ambush them. Sheriff gets off his horse. Acting innocently a ranch hand ask why was coming over? To arrest the men responsible for last night crop burning, this news to me sheriff so please go look elsewhere. The man lit the torches use to work here so please step aside responds the sheriff. The ranch hand begins to cock the handle of his rifle to open fire. The sheriff his six gun to shoot the man dead. Rifle in hand he and four others begin to shoot there rifles. Hearing this, the other men of the posse were in position around back begun to open fire as well. This shocked the ranch hand and they begin to ceasefire. A second later the posse also stops firing. Having their hand raised the ranch hands begin to walk away from their firearms. Furious the rich man tries taking a shoot at the sheriff and misses. However the sheriff did not and kills the rich man. This ends the tell of a rich man covet some else property.