This is my own personal theory!

Originally published on my Wordpress blog site

By Russell Le Masters
One day Sam who is a new convert to Christianity ask Joe who is a baptized member of the Church the two are going to a question. Who is Satan? Do you remember when you first read Genesis chapter 3 asks Joe? Are you trying to help me out answer Sam? I want to help you out by using evidential apologetics responds Joe. By helping me use what I have learned already say’s Sam. Yes answer’s Joe quickly. I remember reading Genesis 3 answering Joe earlier question. Tradition has it that the serpent found in the Garden of Eden is in fact Satan. That Satan by this time had already been kicked out of heaven and that he half heartily so convinced the “Woman” wife of “Man” to eat the forbidden fruit. Why did you say half heartily, the question of the moment by Sam? Man and Woman were given a care free lifestyle compared how we live today. As God is the great governor of the World, all other things were under their stewardship. God commanded them to not eat of the forbidden fruit. Which is the apple interrupts Sam. Joe continues by doing a slight jovial Ahem in his voice, because the rebellious serpent knew they would be punished for doing so answer’s Joe. So what does tradition have to say about Satan personally, Sam asking another question to Joe? That he was a high level angel named Lucifer. And, he led a failed revolt against God. That unspecified number angels who supported Satan fell along with him. Unspecified number because a third of the angels do not give us an accurate number of angels that exist in the first place, say Joe. Was that helpful ask Joe? It is helpful for now answers Sam. So, what did you learn today in Liberal art class ask Joe? The difference between Virtues and Sins as it relates to our view on the development of entertainment in Christianity answer Sam. Have you memorized the names of Satan as I want to have a one word back and forth dialogue, as Joe ask a second question to Sam? Who do you want to go first, answer Sam by asking it in a form of a question? Since I brought it up you can go first respond Joe to Sam question. Satan as Asmodeus the lord over lust says Sam. Satan as Belphgor the lord over Sloth says Joe. Satan as Lucifer the lord over pride says Joe. Satan as Beelzebub the lord over gluttony says Sam. Satan as Mammon the lord over greed says Joe. Satan as Leviathan the lord over envy says Joe. Satan as Diablos the lord over wrath says Sam. Do you know why we claim Satan is the lord over these sins asks Joe? I’ve only learned the basic so far in class says Sam. It is our way of making fun of Satan. God had promised Adam and Eve a savior Joe continue. If someone who I knew tricked me. I would want to make fun of them as well. Also, in our tradition, there are only two camps you can belong to. One is Satan and the other is God. Satan want’s anthropomorphic man or the race of man to believe each individual is morally good. That is knowledge can come from himself. Morally good as in man knows the difference between right and wrong interrupts Sam. You are correct, Joe responding to Sam. Essentially man can live apart from God. Silly really because without God we are not able to even breathe. So when he was defeated by the Lord Jesus on the cross. Satan plan to rule the world was dashed forever. However so long as man does not want acknowledge God even if he is not chosen be saved. Man will be forever be snared by the trap laid by Satan 6 centuries ago, say Joe. So is Satan prideful, lustful, full of envy, greedy to the max, enjoys to eat, rather lazy, and want to seek revenge ask Sam. All we know of Satan that he is fallen angel and likes to lie. Those characteristics you mentioned come from our own sinful nature. We would not need someone to atone for our sins if man had not fallen in the first place. By developing our own epistemology on the subject; Christians can in fact make fun of Satan, answers Joe. Anything else asks Joe of Sam. Not on this topic answer Sam.